10.23.2007

crispy elephants

Apparently there is a reason why people see little pink elephants when they're drunk. i believe it stems from the elephants natural inclination towards alcohol.. No seriously. Any idea what a drunk elephant might do?

Check out this link http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21432722/?GT1=10450

Remember the begining of he movie "cool hand luke" where Luke (paul newman's character) is cutting the heads off of parking meters. Well mulitply that to elephant size... and here's what you get...

Drunken elephants pulling unility poles out and carrying them around town.

I can't help but wonder what these guys were thinking when they pulled the utility poles out of the ground... probably something like...

Elephant 1: "hey man.. DUDE!! BRO! let's steal these people's cable and watch wrestling all night"

E2: "I Dunno man... how do you think *hicup*we might do that?

E1: DUDE! DUH the UTILITY POLES!

E2: WHOA!!!! Man you just blew my mind.

E3: WHOOOO! Guys! LETS GO STREAKING!!!
and so on..

and can you imagine just how much beer an elephant has to drink to get drunk enough to uproot an active utility pole!

The lesson here is kids: When you're drunk, don't play with electrical poles....
or Don't feed your elephant beer