11.01.2006

i wish i could be under the sea in an octopus's garden in the shade

So there is this restraunt or something where all around you is a large aquarium and inside the aquarium is real live mermaids.

i could do that for a job. unfortunately there is a downside. you have to learn how to hold your breath for long periods of time and look pretty doing it. that would be very hard. so basically my dreams of becoming a mermaid and getting paid good money for it have been shattered