10.05.2005

thinking about roadkill today.
what happens to roadkill after it's flattened?
my theory is this:
after an animal is hit it becomes 2 dimentional.
what else is 2 dimentional.
cartoons.
when you hit a cute little bunny, or squirrel, or a cat, it becomes a cartoon.
i guess the same would go for people.
if you hit a person with your car and they die, they become a cartoon.
how do you think elmer fud came into existence?

so i guess what i'm trying to say is:
roadkill is short for cartoon.
CARTOONS ARE DEAD.